You probably have neither the time nor the inclination to watch 100 horror movies this weekend, even though its nearly Halloween. But if you the same effect without all that pesky movie viewing, you might as well watch this video of the Fine Brothers revealing 100 horror movie endings in 5 minutes. Obviously, a spoiler warning applies, but if you click play on a video titled “100 Horror Movie Spoilers in 5 Minutes” I don’t think you’re allowed to complain, really.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.