And You Thought the Regular Spider-Man Had It Rough
…then witness the horrors that Amsterdam Spider-Man has to endure. Not only he is allowed to only guard a single ATM, but the locals have no respect for his acts pf physical strength or his crime-fighting. Although admittedly, I have no idea why they would have any respect for him, because he’s terrible. If J. Jonah Jameson had any sense, he’d take a screencap from this cellphone video, and run it on the front page of tomorrow’s Bugle with this headline: “Spider-Man: Pervert or Sex Deviant?!” Thanks to John B. for the tip.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.