And You Thought the Regular Spider-Man Had It Rough

…then witness the horrors that Amsterdam Spider-Man has to endure. Not only he is allowed to only guard a single ATM, but the locals have no respect for his acts pf physical strength or his crime-fighting. Although admittedly, I have no idea why they would have any respect for him, because he’s terrible. If J. Jonah Jameson had any sense, he’d take a screencap from this cellphone video, and run it on the front page of tomorrow’s Bugle with this headline: “Spider-Man: Pervert or Sex Deviant?!” Thanks to John B. for the tip.