Movies, Nerdery

The Hands of Fate Are Getting Closer, Sweatier



?I’ve already told you about Rupert “Torgo” Munch Jr.’s upcoming Manos: The Hands of Fate sequel. Well, not only has he revealed the shockingly awesome new poster for it, above, but — and this is so crazy I can barely stand it — but he’s announced that Tom Neyman will reprise his role as The Master in the film. Wow.

Also, WWE Diva Maria Kanellis will play Maggie, and cinematographer Jay Lee will be the director of photography, but holy living shit Manos will be playing Manos. You can get more update’s at the sequel’s official site here, or just watch Torgo sexually harass some girls at Comic Con this past summer.

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