The Pros and Cons of Pirates of the Caribbean 4, as Evidenced by the Trailer


? No Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley
? Ian McShane

? Pirates of the Caribbean 2
? Pirates of the Caribbean 3

I loves me some Ian McShane, I’m going to call it a draw for the moment. Those last two Pirates movies were so rough I can’t go into this one with too much hope, at least initially.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.