WeDare Is a WeShame
This is a trailer for WeDare, Ubisoft’s “sexy party game” for the Wii that has players spank each other, do strip-teases, and jointly fellate the WiiMote. It is a tragedy of epic proportions, and that’s despite the fact that it’s only coming out in Europe. The idea that anyone would buy this makes me incredibly sad, and that’s even if I assume they look like the models/actors in the commercial, which they won’t. Guys, girls — if you want to have a sexy party, please, use what humanity has used for sexy parties for millennia: booze. That way when you wake up the next morning with memories of the shameful, horrible things you did last night flooding your mind, you’ll at least have an excuse. Plus, your WiiMote won’t smell funny.
However, the one good thing about WeDare is that someone found much more appropriate music to portray the game’s inherent sadness:
Thanks to Has Boobs, Reads Comics for the tip. (Second video via Kotaku)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.