Movie Tidbit Trifecta: G.I. Joe, Blade Runner, Conan


?? Sienna Miller will not be playing the Baroness in the second G.I. Joe movie, according to IMDB. The actress says she “compromised her values” working on the first film. Since she really didn’t do anything shameful or even noteworthy in the movie itself, I’m assuming she 1) thinks she’s too good now for a G.I. Joe movie or 2) director Stephen Sommers fucked her in the ass. If it’s the first, HA HA HA HA. If it’s the second, ew, gross. (Via Cobra Island)

? Warner Bros. now has the rights to make either a Blade Runner prequel or sequel. I feel the only appropriate response is ew, gross. (Via /Film)

? The new Conan the Barbarian movie has a totally awesome motion poster, but I put it after the jump because it auto-plays and it has sound. Still, it’s definitely worth checking out. Thanks to Stanley for the tip.