They’ve Actually Started Filming The Hobbit

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?I’ll be damned. I guess this isn’t much of a surprise, since The Hobbit has had its actors, unions, New Zealand and director issues settled for a while now, but it seems that the whole Hobbit production has been fucked for so long, it’s probably worth commemorating the first official day of filming. Or we can commemorate the incredibly smug set photo that director Peter Jackson just released, where he’s sitting comfortably in a hobbit-hole with a look on his face that can only be described as “You thought it couldn’t be done? I’m fucking doing it, shitstains. In fact, why don’t you take this pipe and shove it up your ass, because I’m going to go and make some more of the fucking Hobbit now. Dickholes.”