Call of Duty Slays Hello

Holy shit. Just watch the video.

What you just watched is a trailer for one of the levels, Call of the Dead, of the new Escalation expansion to Call of Duty: Black Ops. Yes, it could not be ripping-off Left 4 Dead any harder if it tried, but admittedly L4D doesn’t star Machete, Buffy, Freddy Krueger and Walking Dead‘s Merle Dixon killing a bunch of goddamn zombies together. Jesus, just seeing Machete and Buffy gunning down the undead side-by-side is enough to make me pee myself a little. And when I realized that the trailer was using “Do You Want to Party?” from Return of the Living Dead, I peed myself a lot. Thanks to PopeAwesomeXIII and everyone else who sent in the tip.