You Don’t Know the Caffeination of the Dark Side


?Seriously, you don’t. Neither do I. Because ThinkGeek forgot to include that bit of info when listing their new official Star Wars Dark Side Roast coffee. From the product listing:

Get a taste of the Dark Side with this rich hand roasted coffee. Three
diverse coffees and two different roasts create a full-bodied, sharp,
cup with spicy undertones and smoky, dark-roasted complexity. Vader’s
Dark Roast Coffee is commonly enjoyed by Dark Lords of the Sith while
planning new Death Star construction, but give into your anger, sample a
steaming cup and you will be rewarded with power beyond your

Product Features

  • Gourmet whole bean coffee hand roasted by Stormtroopers
  • Perfect for Dark Lords of the Sith… or your friends and loved ones
  • Spicy undertones with smoky, dark-roasted complexity
  • Coffee blend is comprised of coffees from Africa and
    Indonesia. Even though these are not certified fair trade, they are
    specialty-grade coffees which means that droid farmers receive a higher
    price/pound, compared to exchange-grade coffees.

It is absolutely tragic how much I want a bag of ground coffee beans just because it has a picture of Darth Vader holding a coffee mug on it. Just tragic. You can order it here. (Via Geeks Are Sexy)