Home>Cartoons>Michaelangelo Is a Party Dude (With a Genuinely Evil Taste in Pizzas) Michaelangelo Is a Party Dude (With a Genuinely Evil Taste in Pizzas) By Rob Bricken May 12, 2011 Cartoons, Nerdery 0 Comment A group of brave souls decided to try every pizza mentioned by the Teenage Mutant Ninjas Turtles in the original cartoon and record the results. This is noteworthy for several reasons: 1) there were a lot of pizzas mentioned in the cartoon’s lengthy run, and 2) almost all of them were totally fucking disgusting. Seriously, there’s a pizza with chocolate sprinkles and clam juice, and it isn’t even on the top three most fucked up sets of toppings mentioned in TMNT — and the video is like 10 minutes long. That’s a lot of insanely awful pizzas. So I salute these guys for their willingness to try anything, their thoroughness in making every single goddamn pizza, and most of all, the fact that no one vomited. Well done, you crazy kids. (Via Blastr) Tweet Pin It Related Posts Harry Potter Knows His Elements Question, ladies: Daniel Radcliffe, singing Tom Lehrer's "The Elements Song" on by Rob Bricken 7 Things Obama Could Do To Ensure His Nerd Legacy By Kevin J. GuhlAt the 2009 Radio and TV Correspondents' Dinner, by Rob Bricken About The Author Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.