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The New Cowboys & Aliens TV Spot Raises a Disturbing Question


So Daniel Craig’s cowboy wakes up in the middle of the desert with no memory and an alien artifact stuck on his arm. The bracelet and amnesia implies that he was abducted by aliens previously.

…did aliens probe Daniel Craig’s anus? I think we have to assume they did. I mean, the only other alternative is that the aliens picked him up to give him the wrist-thingie, and since the wrist-thingie actually kicks aliens asses (as shown in the full trailer), that seems unlikely. Anal-probing is the only thing that makes sense. And then maybe afterwards Craig got to root around in a price box, like little kids do after going to the dentist or doctor, which is where he picked up the bracelet. The aliens were probably totally expecting him to go for the bouncy ball. It had glitter in it, for fuck’s sake! (Via First Showing)