The New Star Tours Isn’t for Pussies

Or so this new commercial for the Disney ride would seem to imply. Or maybe each ride comes with a free questioning of your manhood by Admiral Ackbar for men, and a free leer by a Tusken Raider for women. Maybe the tour droids consider it added value, I don’t know; I’m just disappointed there’s no Aly San San action in this thing. Oh, by the way, stop putting George Lucas character names in the comments, because it’s totally going to be a TR contest in a few weeks. You’d do better to save ’em. (Via Geeks Are Sexy)