E3 Trifecta: Saints Row The Third, Mass Effect 3, Halo 4
? I know several people who swear that the Saints Row games are just Grand Theft Auto but good and fun. I trust these people, generally. If I ever finish Mass Effect and Dragon Age Origins look forward to buying a cheap-ass copy of Saints Row 2, although that might be far enough in the future that Saints Row the Third will be a Platinum Hit by then. Sigh.
? Speaking of Mass Effect, I’m not even going to bother watching this video. I’ll be 40 by the time I get to Mass Effect 3. Sigh. Although if it actually requires the Kinect to play, I probably won’t bother then, either.
? So… Halo 4. The first one not by Bungie. I swear to god, as soon as I saw this, I thought “I’d rather watch the Blade anime trailer again.”
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