Holy @#$%ing Mother of @#$%, It’s the Blade Anime
It’s… it’s… holy shit, I can’t muster any feelings about this whatsoever. I tried to pump myself up, but nope, I can’t do it. Comics Alliance has character art of Blade, Deacon Frost, some ridiculous Kris Kristofferson-ian old dude named Noah Van Helsing and some token Japanese girl named Makoto, and I can barely make my fingers type this information I’m so utterly unsurprised and unexcited by any of it.
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…yeah, that’s it. I’m done.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.