It’s the Spider-Man Musical! No, the Other One. No, the Other Other One

Before Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, but way after the amazing Spider-Man: Rock Reflections of a Superhero album, there was Spider-Man Rocks!, a musical starring Peter Parker and pals at Universal Studios Hollywood. It’s not particularly good, but it does have three things going for it: 1) more than two of the songs are about something Spider-Man related; 2) the villains look somehow less stupid than Turn Off the Dark‘s, despite having less than 1/70th of the budget and being made in 2002; and 3) overall, it’s not a “65 million dollar circus tragedy.” Part two is after the jump. It should go without saying that this is far more entertaining if you started drinking a couple of hours ago.