(More Badass) Cowboys Vs. (More Badass) Aliens

Oh, College Humor. Damn you for making me envision a movie where A Fistful of Dollars-era Clint Eastwood fights Aliens and Predators. Damn you. Some things are pleasant to imagine, but some things are so goddamn wonderful that you weep when you know that they can never exist in the real world. This is one of the latter things. Assholes.