The Harsh Reality of L.A. Noire

I’m still to poor to have played a minute of L.A. Noire, and I’m too friendless to even know anyone who has it. But as I understand it, Detective Phelps’ primary goal is to touch every single piece of evidence with his bare hands as possible, including corpses. All I’m saying is that Batman probably won’t have to give up his World’s Greatest Detective mug any time soon, correct? (Via Geeks of Doom)