This Looks Like a Better Final Fantasy Movie Than the Final Fantasy Movie

I’d totally forgotten Resident Evil non-auteur Paul W.S. Anderson was making a Three Musketeers movie. This is fine, because no sane, good person should ever spend his time wondering what movies Paul W.S. Anderson is making. However, after watching this new trailer, I’m kind of intrigued. When Topless Roboteer MacDuff sent it to me, he called it “Final Fantasy Musketeers,” and I’m inclined to agree —  there’s a predominance of swords, an assortment of other ridiculous weapons, airships — man, throw in a few crystals and we’d have ourselves Final Fantasies IV-VI. God help me, I’m marginally excited.