Well, Now I Don’t Need to See Rise of the Planet of the Apes
It’s a damn shame, too, since I just posted that really awesome new trailer on Monday. But then Fox released the new international trailer above, which is much like the trailer I posted, but longer, with more footage, and what else, oh, yeah, IT SHOWS ABSOLUTELY EVERY-FUCKING-THING THAT HAPPENS IN THE FUCKING MOVIE IN CHRONOLOGICAL FUCKING ORDER. SO NOW I DON’T NEED TO SEE IT. THANKS A LOT, DICKPIECES. Why is it so fucking hard for studios to make a decent goddamn trailer nowadays? They’re supposed to make people want to see your film, not feel like they’ve already watched it. (Via /Film)
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