Another Final Fantasy XIII-2 Trailer, Another Knife in my Soul
I felt compelled to post this new Japanese trailer for Final Fantasy XIII-2, partially because it’s a Final Fantasy game (although that means less now than it used to) and partially so I could savage it. But something weird happens. I was so pissed off my the existence of the video that I paused it, and ended up reading today’s FFF again before I even noticed. Yes, I would rather voluntarily read erotic fan fiction than watch a minute of anything to do with Final Fucking Fantasy XIII-2. So there. That’s my assessment. Fuck this game.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.