Paper Mario Is Kind of a Dick

Super Mario? More like Super Asshole, amirite? Okay, the wooden Starbucks chairs are doing horrible things to my butt, so I’m done for the day. I have some hopes that my internet problem will be resolved before tomorrow morning, but who knows. If nothing gets posted before 9:30am, just know it’s because I’m walking my fat ass back to Starbucks. (Via Gamma Squad)