We’re Hitting the Dregs of the Dwarves Now
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?Another day, another new pic of dwarves from The Hobbit. This time, it’s (left-to-right) Bombur, Bofur, and Bifur. Bombur looks adequately obese, although the look of terror/shock/ice cream headache on his face is a little unsettling. Bofur seems fine. Bifur seems WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS HAIR. It’s like two skunks had rough sex on his head and then exploded. Did Lady Gaga get cast as Bifur or something, and I just missed it? Oh well. Let’s see… this leaves Dwalin, Balin and Thorin, right? You know, I have a theory, but I think I’ll save it until the last pics, just to make sure…
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.