I may not be able to run the infamous My Little Pony fan fic “Cupcakes” on FFF — as I’ve said before, it’s certainly depraved enough (more than enough, actually), but it’s too damn long to fit in my take-less-than-three-hours-to-write parameters — but luckily for all you heartbroken by the lack of My Little Ponies raping and torturing each other on TR, “Cupcakes” is apparently coming to the big screen… and here’s the trailer. Infinite thanks to Phillip C. for the tip.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.