For the Love of All That Is Good and Holy Please Do Not Watch This Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark Video

WARNING: There is technically nothing in this video of the villains from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark performing the atrocious “A Freak Like Me Needs Company” a few weeks ago on Letterman that is not safe for work. It’s technically not obscene. And yet, watching it made me feel just like I did when I was tricked into seeing Goatse, Tubgirl and 2 Girls 1 Cup — upset and nauseated and sad and disturbed and angry that anyone would do such an awful thing and then record it and for other people to watch. It’s a wrongness so supreme that it shifts your entire perception of reality, of what awfulness people are truly capable of, totally and irrevocably — a complete negation, if not an outright violation, of all social norms, civilization and human nicety.

Okay, maybe it’s not quite that bad, but lord, it isn’t good. Thanks to John M. for the tip.