I’m kidding! You totally should drink and bomb — as long as said bombing is part of a Bomberman game. To facilitate this, The Warp Zone guys — the folks responsible for the excellent Lady Gaga/Magneto music video — have pioneered a Bomberman drinking game, as part of a new feature called Drinking Games for Gamers. I can’t tell you how much I approve of this, mainly because I’ve been playing Bomberman and drinking for years (often at the same time). If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out their games for Mario Kart, Smash Bros., and NFL Blitz (but don’t play that one because it will almost certainly kill you).
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.