(Swing) Dance Dance Revolution, Mario Mix

You know, I really don’t know what to say about this, so I’ll just state the facts: this is an elaborate Super Mario-themed dance routine performed by Morgan Day and Emily Wigger at the 2011 Camp Hollywood National Jitterbug Championship. It’s very well done — very — but it kind of leaves me feeling like I do when I read erotic Mario fan fic — sad, confused, and a little skeeved out. Thanks to Dan S. for the tip.