?This is a 1:1 scale replica of the stein awarded to the cream of the Viper pilot crop aboard the Battlestar Galactica. It’s almost 10 inches tall, is made of ceramic and steel, hand-painted. and a nigh perfect replica of the stein as shown in the BSG episode “Scar.” It will cost $60, and you can sign-up here to be notified when pre-ordering starts.
You have no idea how astoundingly pleased with myself I am for coming up with “Frakkin’ Stein.” I may just go back to bed. Clearly, I’ve won today.