The Muppet With the Dragon Tattoo

Dear person in charge of marketing the new Jason Segel-penned Muppets movie, and/or whoever decided to make a parody of the ridiculously incomprehensible Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trailer — I love you. You deserve a raise. And a back massage. Actually, the guy who wrote the song for this can have a back massage, too. Well done, all of you. Exceedingly well done. Thanks to neocloud9 for the tip!