Dear person in charge of marketing the new Jason Segel-penned Muppets movie, and/or whoever decided to make a parody of the ridiculously incomprehensible Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trailer — I love you. You deserve a raise. And a back massage. Actually, the guy who wrote the song for this can have a back massage, too. Well done, all of you. Exceedingly well done. Thanks to neocloud9 for the tip!
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.