They Stick the Child Predators on Dagobah dug up this old, old Empire Strikes Back promo of some little kid winning a trip to see the Star Wars sequel being made and meeting Luke Skywalker. Ah, 1979, back when a man could have a picnic in a swamp with a little boy and sit really, really close to him. And if that man happened to have a long, cylindrical object hanging from his groin at all times, what of it? Seriously, I almost expected Hamill to ask this kid if he liked gladiator movies. Of course, nothing’s quite as creepy as at the end, when Chewbacca slowly moaningly admit he likes to occasionally “eat little girls.” If you’ll excuse me, I feel I need to tell an adult that I watched this.