Miscellaneous, Nerdery

Adorable Laura Shigihara Raps Adorably About Magic: The Gathering


You knew that Plants Vs. Zombies theme song composer Laura Shigihara was adorable, but did you know how gangsta she was? Because while filming this video for the Magic: The Gathering rap “Tapped Out,” actual cops were called during an “axe fight” scene which didn’t make it into the video. Why? Never a friend to the po-pos, I’m told Shigihara immediately drew her gat upon their arrival, killing three officers and two bystanders before escaping. Witnesses described the event as “gruesome and traumatic, yet still kind of adorable.”

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