Satan Cackles Triumphantly

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?From the Hollywood Reporter:

Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner said Monday that the toy giant is in active discussions with studio partner Paramount, director Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg about a potential fourth Transformers movie, adding he hopes to have news to share in the next quarter.

I wish I could say I’m surprised, but I’m not. I mean, when a film makes a zillion kajillion dollar like Dark of the Moon did, the chances of there being a sequel are always at least 50%. And the only reason anybody ever thought there might not be a sequel is because Michael Bay had said Transformers 3 was going to be the last movie, and even if the franchise continued he wouldn’t return. Of course, Michael Bay is an inveterate liar who has no concept of artistic integrity, so hopefully no one was really expecting him to keep his promise. I didn’t. Anyways, If someone can figure out how any divinity that claims to love humanity would allow such a thing to happen not once, not twice, but four times, please let me know as I’d be interested to hear it. I’ll just be here, loading my gun. Thanks to everyone who sent this tip in. You’re all assholes.