Remember how I told you that Nintendo was turning New York City’s Times Square into a giant Super Mario World to promote Super Mario 3-D Land? Well, they did, and here’s a video of it. It’s not quite as elaborate as I had imagined, but it still looks like it would have been pretty damn fun, even if just for a few minutes. Of course, I might be slightly disappointed because most of the video is a Nintendo fan talking about how mindblowingly awesome SM 3-D Land is. Really, Nintendo? The dude who came to your Mario event dressed in a Tanooki suit really likes your Mario game? What are the odds?
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.