Adorable Little Girl Wants You to Take Your Pink Barbie Dolls and Shove Them Up Your @#$%ing @#$%hole

This is Riley. I don’t know how old she is, but she’s already learned a valuable, if disheartening, lesson about modern gender politics and the sexual inequity of toy merchandising, She doesn’t want pink dolls, she wants a superhero figure, and apparently the toy industry doesn’t want her to have one. She’s not happy about it. It’s a shame that most toy executives don’t have the open-mindedness of this preposterously cute little girl. Warning: Video contains constant, filthy profanity. I mean, I like drop f-bombs pretty constantly, and Riley made even me blush. (Via Comics Alliance)