BREAKING: Harry Potter Butterbeer Includes Neither Butter Nor Beer

Three nerds have taken it upon themselves to create a recipe for Butterbeer, the gross-sounding beverage of choice for young wizards from the Harry Potter universe. Specifically, they make three kinds: cold, slushy and hot. You may be surprised to know that none of these three recipes utilize either butter or beer, although butter flavoring is involved in all of them, which strikes me as extremely fucking gross. I don’t approve of any butter-flavored beverage, no matter how nerdy. If I wanted to drink fake butter I’d use the “Popcorn Flavoring” tap at the movie theater like a water fountain. But I don’t do that. Because it’s fucking gross. (Via Geeks Are Sexy)