While big Optimus lovingly cradles the wounded Bumblebee in the Fall of Cybertron videogame, it looks like the Autobots of Hasbro’s Kre-O toys have taken a more “guerrilla” approach in their fight against the Decepticons, and have made it their mission to ruin the Christmas of every Decepticon they see. It’s a timeless holiday message every child needs to know — everyone deserves a gift for the holidays, even if it’s a goddamn first to the face. Um, no offense to you Prime lovers, but I would watch a Kre-O Transformers show so hard. (Via Seibertron)
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