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There’s Also Nothing to See Here Immediately


Certainly not the best, steadiest bootlegged video of The Dark Knight Rises trailer currently on the internet. Because that would be wrong. If it were a video of the DKR trailer, though, I would have these thoughts:

? I have no fucking clue what this movie is about.
? The kid singing “The Star-Spangled Banner” is super-creepy.
? I appreciate the Catwoman hates Bruce Wayne because he’s the 1%” angle, but that seems a bit much to add into the final movie of a trilogy.
? The collapsing football field strikes me as more goofy than terrifying.
? The sound for this trailer is very clear, and I still have no fucking clue what Bane is saying.

Yep, these are all thoughts I might have if The Dark Knight Rises trailer were to show up. Which it hasn’t. So never mind.