Alien Vs. Sushi
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?These could very well have been a Super Terrific Japanese Thing, but they’re so disturbing I figured you needed to see them ASAP — they’re Alien themed chopsticks, adding a touch of xenomorphic disgustingness to your Asian meals. They come in Chest Burster, Face Hugger, and Basic Alien types, so… I don’t know. I’m so creeped out that the chopsticks have have spikes and ridges that I can’t concentrate. All I know is that I don’t ever want to put one in my mouth. That said, I’m sure at least one of you guys does, so you can pre-order them here from Jbox for $22 each.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.