You (and Three Million Other People) Are the Last Starfighter

You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada! Well, you and everybody else who downloads this nigh-perfect recreation of the Starfighter game from The Last Starfighter, made by Rogue Synapse, right here. It’s PC only, alas, so Apple users must simply wait for Alex Rogan to save their hipster asses and hope for the best, knowing that they’ve failed the galaxy and disgust every PC-loving alien in it. No, no, just go home and play your Atari 2600. Maybe at some point you’ll need your Freeway skills to save Mercury or something. Although I wouldn’t count on it. You traitor. (Via Blastr)