Batman Politely Requests That Someone Turn On the Dark So He Can Punch Criminals in It
The makers of the Harry Potter fan musical have set their eyes — and ears, I suppose — to making a Batman musical. As the audio snippet in this video indicates, it’s going to be a rock opera that includes at least one song about young Bruce’s parents getting gunned down in Crime Alley, and it’s going to be fucking spectacular. It’s also going to be extremely legally dubious, if the musical’s “B@man” title is any indication. No offense to anyone, but I think I’m looking more forward to watching this on YouTube than I am The Dark Knight Rises. Infinite thanks to Rachel P. for the tip.
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