Commander Shepard Takes Back Earth, Gets Free Toy

If you missed The Walking Dead last night, you also missed this rather stirring “Take Earth Back” cinematic trailer for Mass Effect 3. To summarize: The Reapers have invaded Earth, attacking all of Earth most’s important resources, including major cities and disturbing-looking little girls with blonde pigtails. Then Shepard shows up, gets a free toy, and then decides to kick every single Reaper in the nuts. It’ll probably be slow-going, and shooting them would probably be faster, but I must say I approve in principle.