The Final Installment in the Spock’s Scanner Trilogy

The epic saga of What’s in Spock’s Scanner, which began here and continued here, finally wraps up the way we knew it must — with drunken debauchery, attempted drug use, needless violence, and possible date rape. And bollocks. And farting. And someone finally saying something. Look, I know the video is 11 minutes long, but I swear to god the entire thing is worth is just for the transporter noise at 8:23. I still haven’t stopped laughing.