You’re Going to Fight an Evil, Gun-Toting George Washington in a Videogame, and It’s Not Assassin’s Creed III

It’s Bioshock Infinite. Also: George Washington is a steampunk robot programmed to do nothing but kill you. Yes, this means: STEAMPUNK GEORGE WASHINGTON TERMINATOR. Let’s watch, shall we?

Despite what the video says, the Heavy Hitters are clearly Infinite‘s Big Daddies — powerful, memorable enemies that requite a shit-ton of ammo to beat. And that’s fine with me. Getting to fight an evil robot George Washington sounds 100% awesome. What’s even more exciting is that Ken Levine didn’t say “Heavy Hitter,” he said “Heavy Hitters” — which means there should be more than one Founding Terminator to fight. Maybe John Adams? Lincoln? Ben Franklin on a flying kite that he shoots electricity from? A seductive robot Betsy Ross who throws flaming American flags at you? Oh, I can’t wait for this game.