Shatbuster Caption Contest: And the Winners Are…

I still can’t fucking believe this picture. You know, I don’t know why I don’t do more caption contests — you guys are great at them, they seem easier for more people to enter, and they’re a hell of a lot easier for me to judge. If anyone has any images they want to suggest for a future TR contest, please email me — and if you’re violently opposed to more caption contests, I suppose you should let me know in the comments. Now let’s get started, shall we?

Honor. Mentions. Shatner.

Ridureyu:

When Bill Murray declines to act… …A True Hero Must Rise

Brando Lars:

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, You sit on a throne of blood! What was won’t be! What is will remain! Now is the season of Shatner!

Bibphile:

“Ackroyd. Call me.”

Arivalscientist:

T. J. Hooker: Ghosthunter

Murphys_Law:

Your move, Carrie Fisher.

Captain ZADL:

The Search for Slimer

Michael Weyer:

“Denny Crane. Enjoying all aspects of the 2nd Amendment right to bear whatever arms I want in court. Denny Crane.”

Tardis lego:

“I’ve read fan fiction, I know what must be done.”

Daniel Dean:

? Human sacrifice, Vulcans and Romulans living together, MASS HYSTERIA!
? Back off, man. I’m a starship captain.

Kegs:

? “Am I a god? I’m William Fuckin’ Shatner! Of course I’m a God!”
? “Im coming for you, you evil little airplane gremlin.”

Arsenal:

Proton Pack? This is a toupee applicator.

Matt Wells:

“If there’s… somethingstrangeinyour… NEIGH-bour.. Hoood, Who are you… goingtocall? Ghost-BUST… ers.”

zlgames:

“What’s Ghostbusters?”

edgreen86:

Stay the F*** off my lawn!

Fearnomoore:

I heard there was one big twinkie here.

Chris:

1. “Stream me up, Scotty.”
2. “How do you set this damn thing to stun?!”

RandomChance:

*starts singing*
Captain Kirk is busting a Slimer, why is he busting a Slimer?
Captain Kirk is busting a Slimer, why is he busting a Slimer?
Captain Kirk is busting a Slimer, why is he busting a Slimer?
Captain Kirk is busting a Slimer, why is he busting a Slimer?
To hug the Slimer. To envelop… that Slimer.
To hug the Slimer. To envelop… that Slimer.
…that Slimer. That Slimer.
He wants to make love to the Slimer.

general_apathy:

“Can’t talk, off to violate the Prime Directive.”

Ed Abell:

“Funny, us going out like this. Killed by a hundred-foot James Spader.”

Dillon J.:

First shot of a very confused William Shatner on the set of the next Tron movie.

Weak Orbit:

“I’ve seen the unexplained. Now let the unexplained see me.”

gagagalvatron:

“Oooorrrrgggghhhh!” “Hmmmmpppphhhh!”

TheMidnightStroker:

Where we’re going we don’t need roads.

Drappelfed2000:

“Out of all the souls that I have busted, his was the most….. human.”

thebigsmoke:

I’ll be right back. I’m just going out to save the internet.

Thiefofhearts:

It took him 20 years but the ghost of Star Trek would haunt him no more.

JaymusYawsley:

“Tie aspekti al esti ne signo de inteligenta korpo prezenti…”

Eric Beck:

“Alright, that’s Doohan in the bag! Now as soon as we find DeForest we can get this reunion tour underway.”

Tapping_fingers:

“THE BORG GOT KIRK! REPEAT: THE BORG GOT KIRK!”

Starman:

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

DoctorSmashy:

“…I’ve made a huge mistake.”

Ben Butcher:

“Paying too much for ghost extermination?” “PRICELINE NEGOTIATOR!”

Dottie:

Of all the
souls that I have encountered in my travels, his was the most . . . busted

Kubena:

This is how I beat the Kobyashi Maru…

Roranicus:

“And I think there’s going to be a lot of slime
When Egon brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a Ghost-Buster man
Ghost Buster man crossing all his streams out here alone”

Steve C.:

“Yes, it’s true. Patrick Stewart has no dick.”

SocksArgyle:

“Some…call it a non-repeating phantasm, or a class-5 free roaming vapor. I…call it my toupee flying around in a haunted mansion, and I’m about to show that fuzzy bastard how a starship captain throws down.”

Satur8:

Peter. Ray. Winston. E-KHAAANNNNNN!

Ubiq:

It was in the later seasons that TekWar took a really odd turn.

Bloodcreep:

Some kid on the street sold this to me. Called it an ipod. Cool, huh?

Greg Easton Photo:

“Fucking Doohan has played his ghostly bagpipes at 2am for the last goddamn time.”

Vermin Herman:

Shatner: “Allright, set your phasers on stun.”
Ens. Lebowitz: “That’s not a phaser, sir.”
Shatner: “Not a phaser?”
Ens. Lebowitz: “No sir, it’s a proton pack.”
Shatner: “WHY THE HELL AREN’T I NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS?!”

Jareth:

Hello Nimoy? This is the Shat. I… heard there was a ghost on the set of your… baby… movie. I’ll be right there

Brendan Thompson:

Is no one going to mention that he seems to be dressed up like Zoey from Left 4 Dead? Because if that’s going to be stuck in my mind, it’s going to be stuck in yours too.

www.stumbleapun.com:

Proton on the ritz…

LJSLarsson:

“This? This is just my man purse. If you would show you what I use to hunt ghosts, you would die by orgasm.”

See? There were almost 50 HMs, and it took me a fraction of the time as it does for me to judge most TR contests, because they’re so short. Seriously, I’m going to try and do more of them. But now, the winners…

Clockwork_Smurf:

$&@! My Dad Cosplays

Simple. Elegant. Clever. Winner. SHATNER.

Vatea42:

Don’t mind me…..just taking care of ….something out in the pool.

THIS IS THE WRONGEST TOPLESS ROBOT CONTEST ENTRY I’VE SEEN IN QUITE SOME TIME… and I love it. If you don’t know why it’s so incredibly, preposterously wrong, I’m not telling you — that’s how wrong it is. Suffice to say I laughed my ass, and then felt truly awful about myself, and if that doesn’t deserve a TR shirt, I don’t know what does.

And that’s that, folks! Congrats to the winners, and thanks to everyone who entered. Please don’t forget to email some potential caption contest images if you see any!