This Is Why Subways Should Have Special Seating Reserved for Sith Lords

Because otherwise they get sore, and soreness leads to crankiness, and crankiness leads to old men killing the shit out of everyone on the train with a lightsaber. Yes, it’s awesome to watch, but it causes a delay on the line to clean up all the blood and guts and corpses. Really, Sith Seating is quite cost effective, when you think about it. (Via Obvious Winner)