“A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand. Nor Can a House Full of Vampires.”

Care for a redband trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? There’s some new footage and a lot of CG blood, which I don’t mind because the CG blood comes from scene of our 16th president just owning the shit out of countless bloodsuckers, so I feel it’s used in a worthy cause. I’m pretty sure this movie is just going to get crushed by all the superhero movies this summer, but that’s okay. Remember what Abe said: “All men are created equal. Except Batman. That guy’s fucking awesome.”