Usually at 2pm on a Friday, Rob tests the limits of your sanity with Fan Fiction Friday. Since he’s off until Wednesday and my tenuous grasp on reality couldn’t withstand the horrors of FFF, I’m skipping it this week. I’m sure you are already planning on thanking/cursing me for this in the comments. But as a gentle substitute and possible peace offering, I present to you a look at a different kind of depravity: the life of a World of Warcraft addict. What you’ll see here is a tender tale of a man, his neglected wife, and the honorable (yet sexually open) orc woman who can help the pair heal and find a fresh start. Truly this is a tale that all 21st century couples can relate to. And that’s one to grow on!
Chris Cummins is a pop culture writer and Archie comics historian who has contributed to The Robot's Voice, Den of Geek US, Philebrity, Geekadelphia, Uproxx, and Unicorn Booty. He is the co-producer and co-host of Nerd Nite Philadelphia, and is regularly involved in producing and hosting New York Super Week events. In 2014, Chris began Sci-Fi Explosion, a mix of live performance, trivia and funny clips celebrating the weirdest in science fiction that regularly travels around the United States. He wrote the introductions to the compilations Archie's Favorite Comics From The Vault and (with Paul Castiglia) Archie's Favorite High School Stories. You can find Chris on Twitter at @bionicbigfoot and @scifiexplosion.