Batman Has a Thirst for Vengeance, Assuming Vengeance Tastes Like Mountain Dew


In “honor” of The Dark Knight Rises, Mountain Dew is releasing a special Batman-branded Mountain Dew flavor titled “Dark Berry.” As we all know dark berries are the most vengeance-minded of all the berries, but Topless Robot has secretly learned about some of the other natural and artificial flavors added to this soda to make it the ultimate Bat-beverage:

? Justice-fruit
? Grapes of wrath 
? Bruce Wayne’s cowl sweat
? Cherries of the Night
? Bat milk (they are mammals, you know!)
? Poison, because this is obviously an elaborate trick by the Joker