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BREAKING: They’re Advertising Amazing Spider-Man on TV



Okay, look, this new Amazing Spider-Man TV spot is going around the nerdosphere, and everyone says there’s a bit of new footage in it, but I don’t know what the new footage is, because it all looks like the same shit we’ve seen before. Really, it’s an advertisement for a much longer, presumably better Spidey preview that will air during America’s Got Talent, which I find almost as annoying as all this “SPIDER-MAN’S GREATEST SECRETS THAT PRACTICALLY NO ONE KNEW OR CARED ABOUT BEFORE WILL BE REVEALED” jive. You know, the more I think about it, the more I just want some kind of cheat code to replace Andrew Garfield with Stan Lee in the actual movie. Sure, watching Stan the Man make out with Emma Stone would be kind of gross, but everything else will be… well, amazing.