Merchandise, Miscellaneous

Geek Apparel of the Week: Monster Mash, Scarlett, Satellite of Love


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? Apparently this Shirt Punch tee is a reprint, but holy hell, what a reprint. For anyone who missed it the first time, it’s $10 here for the rest of the day.


? A perfectly classy Scarlett from G.I. Joe shirt? Please and thank you. It’s $25 at We Love Fine.


? This awesome MST3K tee takes a ’50s-style look inside the SoL, and I just adore it. The way the artists represents all the doors just blows me away. It’s $20 at Split Reason.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.