“If Only You Saw My Killing Sprees / You’d Understand Why I Teabag My Enemies”

I’d been trying to ignore the fact that One Direction was a thing — and doing a pretty good job of it, I might add — then The WarpZone had to come along and make a Halo-themed parody of the boy band du jour’s song “What Makes You Beautiful.” Damn you, The WarpZone! Your comedic stylings and clever lyrics do not make up for getting this damn melody stuck in my head!